April 2009
54 posts
two days and three classes away...
FROMTHEENDOFSUMMERCLASSES! Although I still have a few finals in the next couple of weeks…I can’t wait. I just need to get a couple more things in order, such as setting up my summer school and actually passing at least one japanese exam! ICANTWAIT, I hope everything works out and I get to talk to this math woman that needs talking to. AAANd, I’m reaaally hungry right now, and...
virtual piano! →
kallidoscope →
boooooooooooks, i wish i had the time to read :( →
Word Perhect →
not for sober minds →
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA, →
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Hurray for summer! I might actually have time to read some of these…
fmylife:
Today, I took my pet boa consrictor to the vet because it was eating funny and acting weird. He used to sleep on my bed curled up, but recently he started lying straight, right next to me. The vet said that he was measuring how long I was to see if he’d be able to swallow me. FML
fmylife:
Today, I stumbled upon my boyfriend’s Facebook. His second Facebook. On which I also stumbled upon his second girlfriend. FML
“Everything is more complicated than you think. You only see a tenth of what is...”
– Synecdoche, New York
fmylife:
Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I’ve fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he’s really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML.
just my luck...
so tonight i was driving to the gas station with the windows down and my boyfriend in the passenger seat when suddenly something hits my sideview mirror, which causes shards of glass to come flying past our heads and into the backseat -____________- now i have to replace that mirror, and i’m so glad that all of that missed us, but stillll :(
fmylife:
Today, I was cuddling with the guy I like. I looked into his eyes and said, “Your eyes are so blue, like the ocean.” He replied by saying, “Your eyes are so brown… like my shit”. FML
“I’m going to tell you something really subverse. Love is everything it’s cracked...”
– Erica Jong (via gatekeeper) (via quote-book) (via loveishere) (via lovebot) (via awkwardisawesome)
“To practice any art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul...”
– Kurt Vonnegut (via amyyy)
fredflare.com | light bite candle forks →
I want theseeee :)
I have the best boyfriend ever, hands down <3
Waking Up In Vegas →
Former Power Rangers Sentenced to Death
It’s crazy how someone can go from this:
to this:
:(
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,514255,00.html
haaaaaaaaay wes anderson
So the other day I FINALLY watched The Royal Tennanbaums and it was amazing <3 After watching the Darjeeling Limited, I knew I obviously had to. Now all that’s left is The Life Aquatic…MMhmmm
The Photographic Dictionary →
I absolutely love this!
the photographic dictionary is dedicated to defining words through the literal, figurative, and personal meanings found in each photgraph.
LOL,
fmylife:
Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we weere joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, “soon, this will be plump with my seed.” FML
“Human beings are funny. They long to be with the person they love but refuse to...”
– Sigmund Freud (via inspirings) (via champagne-kisses) (via out-of-my-dreams) (via fantasyaction) (via tautou) (via digitalbath) (via longlivethequeen) (via merricat) (via unicornology)
Watchkatyperryblog:
I WANNA BE EMMA! Who would you be???
Amazing. This video was so next level that Beyonce AKA Sascha Fierce is still pulling from it. You go girl… we know where you got that robot hand from :)
“But I will wait for you, as long as I need to,...
“You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love...”
– Bob Marley (via megamazing) (via crazybeautiful) (via bon-bon) (via endosymbiotic)
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“WE ARE AWARE THAT WE ARE AWARE”
– Dr. Rod Gillis 